Sep. 3, 2009
Are all American bands metro-sexual now? I heard the title Vampire Weekend and I thought, ‘Oh, man, that’s gonna be great. I gotta see it. And there are these guys with little Gap T-shirts on and I’m going, ‘What happened to the balls in rock ‘n’ roll? Why are American bands so wimpy?’
— Grandpa Alice Cooper on Vampire Weekend. Let’s hope for his sake that he doesn’t buy any Death Cab. (P.S. Rock ‘n’ roll’s balls are in your mouth, old timer!)
