Sep. 1, 2009
This is the place to include a paragraph and a half of cultural-studies boilerplate on how the spectacular homoerotics of the ring speak to the self-identities of young heterosexual males, but I’ll leave it at saying that Randy Orton can pile-drive me anytime.
— The ostensibly heterosexual Troy Patterson, in Slate, confirming what homosexuals have long known: that Randy Orton is totally hot.
